Our Drunk Talk of the Week comes from two twenty-something boys sitting at the bar drinking PBR’s and discussing the upcoming presidential election. This is evidence for why we need to stop encouraging EVERYONE to vote.
Frank: Are you going to vote this year?
Billy: I don’t know. Probably.
Frank: Who do you like?
Billy: I guess I like Obama. He seems cool.
Frank: Yeah. I just don’t like his health care reform.
Billy: Uh huh. So, this might sound stupid, but I can’t remember his last name.
Frank: Who?
Billy: Obama. I keep wanting to say Bin Laden, but that was that Iraqy dude.
Frank: Yeah, it’s actually Osama Bin Laden, with an “s”, and he was from Saudi Arabia.
Billy: Oh yeah. So what’s Obama’s last name?
Frank: Obama IS his last name.
Billy: Yeah, right. So his name is Obama Obama?
Frank: You’re an idiot.
AMEN, FRANK!
What the hell kind of dumb*ss doesn’t know the name of the President of the United States? Argh! We need a license to catch a FISH but we don’t need one to VOTE for our leaders!
Great point D&O. Some people should be screened just to be allowed to breathe the air.
The RB
Ha ha! Love it can’t wait for more! Some of the conversations i hear are unreal hilarious
Love your blog and will visit periodically.
Bitchy Waiter wants a margarita, btw.
Thank Ben, I appreciate that. I know, I sent the BW a margarita, but the mailman told me it seeped through the envelope. I’ll have to visit instead. See you soon.
The RB
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Fantastic. Thanks for the kind words and keep up the writing. When in doubt, write. Even if it’s crap. You can always delete it before you hit the Publish button. Just keep writing and ideas will flow and people will eventually come. Thanks again.
The RB