The Bourne Mis-Identity

When I was born a terrible mistake was made and God failed to include enough common sense and logic in my DNA to allow me to think and function like a normal adult.  What this means is that I am interesting enough and have the ability to generate compelling and original thoughts, but I’m lucky…

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Hunting With Dillon

The other night a young man drinking at my bar took a liking to me, and to show his gratitude for said likeability he asked if I’d like to join him and his buddies after work to, as he put it, “do a little snow blowing”.  You may find this hard to believe considering the…

The Misguided Wave

At the beginning of my shift last night I looked up and saw a girl across the bar whole-heartedly waving and smiling at me, and even though I didn’t quite recognize her from that distance, I returned the wave with childish enthusiasm , only to realize a sickening second later that she was waving to someone…