Do you really want me hanging around your kids when I might teach them about soap dispensers, cougars and douchebags? If the answer is yes, then I do not work for free. Please bring Chipotle burrito and Woodford Reserve.
My sister and I laughed for at least 5 minutes – then proceeded to send the link to your blog to people, sharing the humor. Turns out that we, like many adult women, have senses of humor most associated with that of, say, 14 year-old boys.
It’s definitey not just you. This post is making me think that I should take my sharpie and head up to my local and engage in a brief but colourful redecoration process in the washroom.
ROFL! I’m not clever enough to think of things like this or I’d carry a Sharpie with me at all times.
Thanks for the laugh!
I like. I want.
Note to self–Put sharpies in purse.
I know. I’m going to buy a fanny pack and put every color Sharpie in there so I’m ready for anything. I will be SOOO cool!
I need this in my own bathroom.
Me too, although I’m not sure I can duplicate the highly artistic details.
So….you babysit for free???
Lucky, Lucky, Lucky -
Do you really want me hanging around your kids when I might teach them about soap dispensers, cougars and douchebags? If the answer is yes, then I do not work for free. Please bring Chipotle burrito and Woodford Reserve.
My sister and I laughed for at least 5 minutes – then proceeded to send the link to your blog to people, sharing the humor. Turns out that we, like many adult women, have senses of humor most associated with that of, say, 14 year-old boys.
Oh good, I thought it was just me.
It’s definitey not just you. This post is making me think that I should take my sharpie and head up to my local and engage in a brief but colourful redecoration process in the washroom.