Hey Bartender, Get a Life!

Just after I finished with college a terrible mistake was made and I was persuaded by my brother-in-law to attend an Amway meeting.  For those of you who aren’t familiar with Amway, they are like the godfather of network marketing. For those of you a little unclear on network marketing, it’s where people train you…

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TheRealBarman Goes Fine Dining

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I have always wondered if being raised under different circumstances would have shaped me into something more refined.  You know, oil paintings and Persian rugs and a closet brimming with velvet?  But then I remember that I blow snot rockets when no one is looking and pour gravy or BBQ sauce…

Memoir of a Vasectomy

The decision to stop at two kids was an easy one for my wife and me. We had a boy and a girl, and we were pretty darn sure that having only two meant we could shower them with every last morsel of affection we had which meant we wouldn’t spread our love too thin.…