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The Wine Douche

Hello, my name is Daniel and I love wine.  If you do not believe me, just ask people who I serve wine to and they will tell you that I love it. I used to work with Dave at a restaurant that served wine.   Wine involves smashing grapes and putting their juices in a…

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Dear Honey, You’re Memory Sucks!

Welcome to Mega-Suck Mondays, Volume 2:  Apparently, My Memory Sucks! This was on my bathroom mirror when I woke up this morning: In case you can’t quite read that one part, it says “you have a beautiful mind but it has a piece of shit memory card.” Nice.  I suppressed my irritation and immediately began…

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50 Ways to Get Laid

WELCOME TO FUCK YEAH FRIDAYS! If you’re a woman who has stumbled upon this posting, you may want to hit the BACK button and leave right now, otherwise I’m going to receive a flurry of irate emails based on your belief that I speak falsehoods.  Which is not NOT false.  Also, if you’re a woman…

Gambling With Kenny

One of the great things about living in the Bay Area is that I’m only 2 1/2 hours from Tahoe by car and 1 1/2 hours from Vegas by plane, which means several times a year I take the opportunity to cultivate my drinking and gambling addictions and hand over all my money to the…

Look Ma, I’m in Cosmo!

It’s true, apparently I’ve made it big time.  No, I’m not one of the hot dudes with his shirt off giving smoky looks of lust.  In fact, there is no picture of me at all (at least not yet), only my name.  One of the writers from Cosmopolitan Magazine reads my blog and she was…

We’ll Miss You Charles

Yesterday a friend of mine and fellow bartender I used to work with died in a car crash. He was one of the funniest guys I knew and everyone loved him.  He was only 28 years old. A toast to you Chuckles…you were one of the good ones.  You will be missed tremendously! Dave