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Conversation I Had With My Wife

K:  What were you doing? Me:  I just sunc my iPhone. K:  You sunk it?  Like in water? Me:  No sunc, as in I added new songs. K:  That would be synched, honey. You mean you synched it. Me:  I’m sorry, but I’m pretty sure sinked is not a word. K:  Ummm….yes it is. Me:…

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Emails From Joan

Originally posted on TheRealBarman:
YOUR BLOG OFFENDS JESUS! Though I never intended for it to be this way, apparently my blog is the devil’s playground, where sinners gather and frolic about giddily like Michael Jackson at a Wiggles concert.  Luckily I had Joan C. to inform me of just how horrible of a person I…