What can’t pigs do? Not only do they fly when unbelievable shit happens, but if you feed them an apple they turn into meat. Like bacon. I’d eat bacon if it were stuck on the bottom of someone’s shoe after it had stepped in dog shit. I once wrapped bacon around my Twinkie and then spent the next four seconds in heaven as I jammed it in my mouth and swallowed it without chewing. Next time someone calls you a pig, just say thank you.

I’m with Homer J. Simpson…the pig is a magical animal.
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