Who the Hell am I?

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Father, husband, bar management consultant, and a number of other things I cannot mention here for fear of being tracked down by the government and tortured.

Send me a message if you need any help or have any questions, concerns, thoughts, ideas or complaints and I will respond to them accordingly.


Dave “The RB” Allred

17 thoughts on “Who the Hell am I?

    • So much niceness here. I’m starting to like you Queen Gen. I think I’ll keep you around awhile. Cheers.

      The RB

  1. So… the fact that you like chasing shiny things does kinda make you similar to a puppy; not necessarily a cute one, but you have a puppy mentality nonetheless.

  2. Real Barman, I find you exquisitely entertaining. I love reading your blog (especially the ones where you relentlessly fuck with people). You remind me a lot of myself, which is maybe why I like you so much. Haha! Keep it up, I love reading your entries, particularly after a never-ending night dealing with the moronic general public!!!

    • Why hello, Jennifer. I thank you for the compliments. I hope to see more of you in the near future. Cheers.

      The RB

  3. You’re witty and charming and have the ass of a 16 year old… oh wait, sorry I thought I was commenting on Jessica Simpson’s blog. Good stuff maynard

  4. Congratulations, you have been nominated for the Liebster Award!


    The Liebster is an award you accept with the intention of paying it forward. When accepting, you choose other blogs that you feel are deserving of more subscribers and pass the award on to them. You are not obligated to accept the award or to even pay it forward. This is just a way to get the word out about new blogs that your followers may not know. I always enjoy your blog and I hope you’ll accept!

  5. I found your site tonight by accident. The best accident ever. You are so funny and I lost a couple of hours laughing out loud. I even posted why wine sucks to my facebook (and I totally agree). You are a real man (and a babe as well) and hopefully I can persuade a couple of metro’s to read your site so they can see the error of their girlish ways!

  6. What the fudge cakes I really was interested in viewing your video and figuring out who the hell you were. Then bam, “this video is private”. Cool. No no its cool I get it, Im the chosen one who’s gotta figure you out on my own.

    Ahh totally kidding, real question though why is it private? I subscribed to you

    • Hi Katie. That was a glitch. Not sure how or when it got changed to private, but it is now viewable again for everybody. Take a look, if you dare.

      The RB

  7. ‘How to get laid’… great read and you’re right about most. But every woman likes to be told she’s sexy… What about men? Because damn your sexy. Have your run for the hills yet?

  8. If I was half as funny as you are, I wouldn’t have to use my boobs to get tips. Or I could use both… Do you give classes on how to be funny? Where’s the book for that?

    • Ha. I’ll have to work on that one and get back to you Penny. In the meantime, use what ya got.


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