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		<title>Hunting With Dillon</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 17:14:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The other night a young man drinking at my bar took a liking to me, and to show his gratitude for said likeability he asked if I’d like to join him and his buddies after work to, as he put it, “do a little snow blowing”.  You may find this hard to believe considering the [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=therealbarman.com&#038;blog=29730522&#038;post=2314&#038;subd=thebarmansf&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Thinking Alligator</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2013 16:25:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can&#8217;t help but wonder what the hell happened to this poor, cynical sap who was performing beautiful artwork on this wall.  Sure, it could just be the cops were coming and he had to run off, but I like to think that something more dramatic occurred. Perhaps he passed out drunk and was found [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=therealbarman.com&#038;blog=29730522&#038;post=2309&#038;subd=thebarmansf&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Evils of Decadence</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2013 15:42:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Reblogged from TheRealBarman: I grew up in a smallish town in Northern CA and though I’ve been living in the Bay Area for years, I still often find myself feeling like a gawking tourist stumbling through the East Bay trying to figure out the bizarre customs of the locals.  All I need are some plaid [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=therealbarman.com&#038;blog=29730522&#038;post=2308&#038;subd=thebarmansf&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Please Shut Up Now</title>
		<link>http://therealbarman.com/2013/03/27/2306/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Mar 2013 13:58:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Reblogged from TheRealBarman: In case ya'll haven't noticed, I'm on a bit of a hiatus for reasons I will explain in the the not-so-distant future.  Until then, thanks for dropping by.  -The RB I get a lot of emails that aren't quite hate mail, but are closer to "your opinions suck ass, please embrace and [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=therealbarman.com&#038;blog=29730522&#038;post=2306&#038;subd=thebarmansf&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Shit People Say to Bartenders</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Mar 2013 15:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[IF YOU HAVEN&#8217;T SEEN THIS YET, CHECK IT OUT AND THEN YOU&#8217;LL UNDERSTAND WHAT IT&#8217;S LIKE TO BE A BARTENDER NIGHT IN AND NIGHT OUT. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McMWRA4Tzw0 Tagged: bartender, humor blogs, The Real Barman<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=therealbarman.com&#038;blog=29730522&#038;post=2303&#038;subd=thebarmansf&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>My Blog has Become a Breeding Ground for Perverts and Sexual Deviants</title>
		<link>http://therealbarman.com/2013/03/04/my-blog-has-become-a-breeding-ground-for-perverts-and-sexual-deviants/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Mar 2013 15:35:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Based on my analytic stats and search engine results, I am apparently heading a forum for a group of desperately horny individuals seeking counsel on how to get laid and/or drunk fucking.  And bird hangovers.  I had no idea birds drank that much.  Here&#8217;s a sample of Friday&#8217;s keywords that brought people to my site: [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=therealbarman.com&#038;blog=29730522&#038;post=2272&#038;subd=thebarmansf&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Anyone Can Bartend&#8230;Unless You&#8217;re This Guy!</title>
		<link>http://therealbarman.com/2013/02/22/anyone-can-bartend-unless-youre-this-guy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2013 16:50:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since writing my book on how to bartend, It has been my contention for some time that anyone can do this task successfully and learn it in a relatively short amount of time, which is why it was so disconcerting when we recently brought on a guy named Brad to help cover some shifts and, despite [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=therealbarman.com&#038;blog=29730522&#038;post=2239&#038;subd=thebarmansf&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>25 Reasons I Love Being a Guy</title>
		<link>http://therealbarman.com/2013/02/08/25-reasons-i-love-being-a-guy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2013 16:34:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;ve only got two choices when you come out of your mom&#8217;s vagina:  you&#8217;re either a little snotty, aggressive boy who is dirty all the time, wrestles with his friends and has a permanent boner from the age of 11 years old on, or you&#8217;re that other one.  The one who chased us around in [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=therealbarman.com&#038;blog=29730522&#038;post=2194&#038;subd=thebarmansf&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Conversation I Had With My Wife</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2013 16:26:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[K:  What were you doing? Me:  I just sunc my iPhone. K:  You sunk it?  Like in water? Me:  No sunc, as in I added new songs. K:  That would be synched, honey. You mean you synched it. Me:  I&#8217;m sorry, but I&#8217;m pretty sure sinked is not a word. K:  Ummm&#8230;.yes it is. Me: [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=therealbarman.com&#038;blog=29730522&#038;post=2180&#038;subd=thebarmansf&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2013 18:08:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes I love my job.  And sometimes I feel like a dirty hooker lying on her back on a urine soaked mattress in a sleazy motel:  I focus on a spot on the wall and allow my mind to drift to a happier place in order to avoid the sweating, grunting clientele who just want [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=therealbarman.com&#038;blog=29730522&#038;post=2163&#038;subd=thebarmansf&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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