Meet Bot-Tender: The Most Boring Transformer of All
If you’ve every wanted to know what it’s like to have a cocktail made by the Chrysler corporation in their assembly line factories, your wishes have been granted.
Check out the Bot-tender. It’s just like an Erector Set, except not exciting or fun. It’s about as warm and friendly as the cop from Terminator 2 and quick as a sloth.
If I ever take this long to pour some brown liquid into a cup and serve it to a guest, please take a jack hammer, place it on my throat and turn it on, because I don’t want to live anymore.