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The Wine Douche

Hello, my name is Daniel and I love wine.  If you do not believe me, just ask people who I serve wine to and they will tell you that I love it. I used to work with Dave at a restaurant that served wine.   Wine involves smashing grapes and putting their juices in a…

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50 Ways to Get Laid

WELCOME TO FUCK YEAH FRIDAYS! If you’re a woman who has stumbled upon this posting, you may want to hit the BACK button and leave right now, otherwise I’m going to receive a flurry of irate emails based on your belief that I speak falsehoods.  Which is not NOT false.  Also, if you’re a woman…

Look Ma, I’m in Cosmo!

It’s true, apparently I’ve made it big time.  No, I’m not one of the hot dudes with his shirt off giving smoky looks of lust.  In fact, there is no picture of me at all (at least not yet), only my name.  One of the writers from Cosmopolitan Magazine reads my blog and she was…

Ain’t Karma a Bitch?

Last night an absolute PEACH of a gentleman patronized my establishment.  He was a fat red-headed specimen with sweaty armpits who apparently rejected the theory of alcohol poisoning and decided to challenge its existence. I, being of sound and sober mind, ended his little experiment promptly after he loudly informed a woman sipping wine at…

Hey Bartender, Get a Life!

Just after I finished with college a terrible mistake was made and I was persuaded by my brother-in-law to attend an Amway meeting.  For those of you who aren’t familiar with Amway, they are like the godfather of network marketing. For those of you a little unclear on network marketing, it’s where people train you…