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How to Become a Bartender

THE ULTIMATE BOOK ON HOW TO LAND A BARTENDING JOB! Read below for 10 quick tips on how to become a bartender. How to be a Bartender: Get a Bartending Job With Little or no Experience in 30 Days or Less Also grab a copy at: Barnes & Noble Connect with me on Google+

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Duane the Mixologist

Hello, my name is Duane.  I am a mixologist.  People call me Duane the mixologist.  If you need a cocktail, please do not call out, “Hey bartender,” because I will not respond, as I am not a bartender.  Please call me Duane, or Master Mixologist and I will be happy to serve you (sometimes when…

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Fucking With Drunk People

 I’m not sure why, but lately I’ve become more irritable about the fact that I spend five nights a week in a place where I’m sober and everyone else is flying high and yuckin’ it up.  I understand that it’s my job, but after awhile it feels like I’ve been invited to a party but…

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You Might be a Drunk if…

If you’ve been on the fence lately as to whether you’ve been drinking too much. See if any of these apply.  You might be a drunk if… You take a shot of 151 and complain to the bartender that it isn’t strong enough. While drinking a beer on your couch, you yell at your cat…

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Originally posted on TheRealBarman:
I grew up in a smallish town in Northern CA and though I’ve been living in the Bay Area for years, I still often find myself feeling like a gawking tourist stumbling through the East Bay trying to figure out the bizarre customs of the locals.  All I need are some…

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Originally posted on TheRealBarman:
                              In case ya’ll haven’t noticed, I’m on a bit of a hiatus for reasons I will explain in the the not-so-distant future.  Until then, thanks for dropping by.  -The RB I get a lot of emails…

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Bartender Ride-Along

     Cops are so lucky.  They get to wear a sparkly badge and eat doughnuts and tell people to spread ‘em.  They carry around their shooty-things on their hip and get to hit people in the upper thighs with a heavy stick that swings recklessly from their Batman utility belt.  All I get is…