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The Return to Manhood

We are all aware of this scene:  a shirtless man wearing jeans and a tool belt takes a break from sanding the deck, walks up to his girl and grabs her around the waist and forcefully pulls her to his chest, causing her to gasp in startled rapture. Where is that guy?  What in the…

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Bartender Ride-Along

     Cops are so lucky.  They get to wear a sparkly badge and eat doughnuts and tell people to spread ‘em.  They carry around their shooty-things on their hip and get to hit people in the upper thighs with a heavy stick that swings recklessly from their Batman utility belt.  All I get is…