Our Drunk Talk of the Week comes from two twenty-something boys sitting at the bar drinking PBR’s and discussing the upcoming presidential election. This is evidence for why we need to stop encouraging EVERYONE to vote.
Frank: Are you going to vote this year?
Billy: I don’t know. Probably.
Frank: Who do you like?
Billy: I guess I like Obama. He seems cool.
Frank: Yeah. I just don’t like his health care reform.
Billy: Uh huh. So, this might sound stupid, but I can’t remember his last name.
Billy: Obama. I keep wanting to say Bin Laden, but that was that Iraqy dude.
Frank: Yeah, it’s actually Osama Bin Laden, with an “s”, and he was from Saudi Arabia.
Billy: Oh yeah. So what’s Obama’s last name?
Frank: Obama IS his last name.
Billy: Yeah, right. So his name is Obama Obama?
Frank: You’re an idiot.